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"You remind me of the Greek God, Doofus"
CLS-Ontario
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"Do you want a medal, or a chest to pin
it on?"
JS-Washington
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"Children should not be seen or heard"
DG-Kansas
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"Want some ketchup for your hater-tots?"
ML-North Dakota
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"You've got teeth like a picket fence"
RG-London, ENG
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"Is there no beginning to your talents?"
CR-Liverpool
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"Like that's ever gonna happen"
JB-Michigan
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"I've come out of my coma.... I'd like
a divorce"
G-Pennsylvania
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"Thanks for that - whatever that was"
"Oh HELL no"
"You've got a muffin top"
RT-Missouri
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"You can be replaced by a zucchini"
AC
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"Your brother was better"
AL-Windsor, Ontario
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"The Jerk Store called, you're their
best seller"
MY
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"I taught your boyfriend that thing you
like"
HH-Idaho
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"Yeah, thanks. But no."
HA-Washington State
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"I didn't know stupid was a handicap"
BM-Maryland
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