A Little Birdie Told Me You Suck

After All These Years, That's The Best You Can Do?

And To Think, Your Mom Said You'd Never Amount To Anything

Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself

Congratulations On Your Mediocrity

Congrats To You And The Baby Daddy

Do You Kiss Your Mother With That Mouth?

Do You Really Need That Slice Of Pie?

Good Luck With That

Good Riddance

Grow A Pair

Hindsight is 20/20. See How Stupid That Was?

I Admire Your Low Standards

If You Can't Get Your Dignity Back, At Least Get Your Underwear

I Think You Need Another Degree Of Separation

I'd Do Anything For You. Except That.

If I Were In Your Shoes, I'd Cry, too.

It's A Good Thing You're Pretty

It's Not Me. It's You.

Jesus Loves You... But I Hear He's Not Picky.

Karma Called And She Didn't Sound Happy

Keep Your Chins Up

Love Is Never Having To Say You're Sorry. Sorry.

Love Is Patient, Love Is Kind. Hurry Up, Dumbass.

Maybe You Should Try Birth Control

Never Trust A Big Butt And A Smile

Not Everyone Thinks You Made An Ass Of Yourself

Not Impressed

Oops

Someday I Hope To Be As Good As You Think You Are

Stainless Doesn't Count As Bling

Sucks To Be You

The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions

There's A Difference Between Famous and Infamous

There's No 'I' in 'You're A Moron'

They Make A Pill For That

Welcome To Reality. Here's Your Shovel.

What Did You Expect? A Parade?

When I Found Out, The Fourth Person I Thought Of Was You

Why Can't I Hate The Player And The Game?

Why Can't You Be More Like Your Sister?

You Go, Girl. No, Really. Go.

You Put The 'Ass' In Asstastic

You Scare Me A Little

You Should Try Decaf

You Talk Real Good

You'll Make It Someday. But Don't Quote Me On That.

You're A Hot Mess

You're A Special Kind Of Crazy

You're An Idiot

You're Engaged! Even After All That Free Milk.

You're Making Me Nervous

You're Nothing Without Me

You're Smarter Than You Look

Your Momma

You Really Know How To Kill A Conversation

U.G.L.Y. - You Ain't Got No Alibi. You Ugly.

Success Isn't For Everyone

Your Probation Officer Must Be So Proud

You Say 'Tomato'. I say 'Shut The Hell Up'.